Was Paul Revere a traitor? (satire)

July 12, 2013 by History in a Hurry

July 4: Obama to exhume, posthumously hang Paul Revere for spying, treason

GOVERNMENT TOPICS | JULY 3, 2013 | BY: CARL HERMAN

President Obama announced at a White House press conference today that Paul Revere would be exhumed and posthumously hanged for spying, domestic terrorism, and treason on July 4th outside his home that still stands in Boston. Press conference excerpts:

President Obama: Mr. Revere spied on his own government and revealed national security secrets to domestic terrorists that killed 73 and wounded 174 government troops. These brave soldiers had lawful orders to enforce gun control. If it’s one thing we learned from American history, it’s that public acceptance of gun control prevents terrorist attacks on American soil.

Continue reading:

http://www.examiner.com/article/july-4-obama-to-exhume-posthumously-hang-paul-revere-for-spying-treason

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